Wrinkled Sheet | East Wenatchee, WA | 2014
Bed sheets in the light of morning may define a personality much like tea leaves or lines on the human palm. A mess of wrinkles could indicate a guilt-ridden psyche, unsettling dreams (or nightmares), or a physical malaise such as apnea, poor digestion or night sweats. On a more positive note, tousled sheets could be evidence of intense lovemaking or the antics of an energetic dog. Most helpful would be reading the wrinkles to tell fortunes. “A ridge of rumples in the buttock area, Mrs. Finklestein. I’d avoid today’s lunch of Mexican food if I were you.”
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