Holiday Destiny

Holiday Destiny | East Wenatchee, WA | 2018

Today I’m dishing up four classic riddles (OK, they’re really stupid jokes) for Thanksgiving Day. Use them as childish distractions whenever anyone tries to talk politics at the table …

Q. Why was Thanksgiving dinner so expensive?

A. It had 24 carrots.

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Q. What did the turkey say to the bird hunter on Thanksgiving Day?

A. Quack quack.

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Q. Why did the turkey get arrested?

A. Police suspected him of fowl play.

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Q. What did the turkey say before it went in the oven?

A. Man, I’m stuffed.

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— Found across a dozen popular joke websites, which steal unmercifully from each other.