Holiday Destiny

Holiday Destiny | East Wenatchee, WA | 2018

Today I’m dishing up four classic riddles (OK, they’re really stupid jokes) for Thanksgiving Day. Use them as childish distractions whenever anyone tries to talk politics at the table …

Q. Why was Thanksgiving dinner so expensive?

A. It had 24 carrots.


Q. What did the turkey say to the bird hunter on Thanksgiving Day?

A. Quack quack.


Q. Why did the turkey get arrested?

A. Police suspected him of fowl play.


Q. What did the turkey say before it went in the oven?

A. Man, I’m stuffed.


— Found across a dozen popular joke websites, which steal unmercifully from each other.